Week 8 - actually it is week 9 but I am catching up on my assignments. Work had me go off to Roma … do you have any idea how hard it is to find a dance partner in Roma !! 

Let me see what I can remember anything from that week. I think Rachel took the class, it was Friday night as I had to work late on Wednesday. I had my membership card replaced after finally admitting to myself and then others that I had lost it. Within hours of getting my new card the old card mysteriously appeared. 

Steve's rule #201 - the chances of finding misplaced items will increase once you admit to yourself that you might have actually lost them. 

And rule #202 - if you admit to others that you lost the item (like for instance cancelling credits cards after you misplaced your wallet) then your are almost certain to that item again. 

I swear there is some sort of time-space disturbance that causes things to re-appear in the same place you looked not 10 seconds ago. These disturbances usually occur around the pantry or the refrigerator. It is also extremely common with small objects such as car keys and sunglasses. The really annoying thing is that these disturbances only seem to effect those individuals blessed with an Y-chromosome (males). Individuals with only X-chromosomes (females) can immediately locate the item you have just spent hours trying to find. Now I have theories on why this might be so, but I risk being locked up if I make those theories public knowledge. 

One thing is certain, I have to find a girlfriend to help me locate all of things I keep misplacing. I had a girlfriend once but I lost her …  

Steve.