Week 14. Firstly, I must apologise for my tardiness in completing my weekly report. Last week I had to go to Port Stephens for a work thingy. We left at 4am on Thursday and did not get back until 9pm on Sunday. While attending the function I managed to consume a fair amount of free alcohol and consequently destroyed a few brain cells. Unfortunately amongst the casualties was the short-term memory of Tuesday nights dance class. I do however recall impressing one or two ladies during the conference with a display of the one handed and two handed turn on the 3rd hole of the golf course at about 2am in the morning.

I have a strange obsession with toilets and have to visit the loo whenever I go to a new place, even if I don't want to go. As a result I have seen a vast variety of loos and read a great many loo signs ... whilst sitting on the throne. The boys loo in the upstairs studio at RioRhythmics made a lasting impression on me - or at least the sign did - it was the only surviving memory form the week prior to the work conference. The urinal is out of order due to a temporary permanent plumbing fault. The boys have to use the cubicle, where I found a note above the loo that read -

"Please aim well.

Don't try any dance step of any style when doing a wee.

I deeply dislike to clean up the mess.

Tarcisio"

Steve - remembering to put the sit back down after he finished.